Chup-Chup's Blog II

A gay Argentinian in Israel, my daily life, my work, relationships, and whatever I feel like sharing.

Monday, November 30, 2009

so true...

20 Reasons You Can't Believe What You Read in an Internet Profile
1. I'm a total top.Translation : For $200 more you can fuck my brains out.
2. I'm not into kink.Translation : I'm into some sick shit that would make you run screaming from the room if I told you what it was.
3. I'm not looking for a relationship.Translation : My boyfriend doesn't know I'm fucking around on him.
4. I work out five times a week.Translation : I go to the gym twice a week; the other three times I'm working out my low self-esteem issues with my shrink.
5. I'm str8 and curious.Translation : I've been fucked... a lot.
6. I'm 25 and very boyish.Translation : I'm pushing 40.
7. I'm relationship oriented.Translation : My fucking boyfriend is cheating on me.
8. I'm horse hung.Translation : It's just slightly bigger than the average dick, but if I light the bedroom just the right way, you will think it's huge.
9. I'm a total bottom.Translation : I'm a total bottom.
10. I give a great massage!Translation : And if you want 'release' that will be $75 extra.
11. I like to get freaky!Translation : Do you have a boyfriend I can fuck?
12. I love watching old movies.Translation : I am a new Falcon exclusive.
13. I'm very versatile.Translation : Oh God! I wanna get fucked so bad!
14. My dick is always rock hard.Translation : The Viagra is stashed under the bathroom sink.
15. I'm not an escort.Translation : I prefer the term "companion".
16. Hot guy with a six-pack.Translation : If you drink an entire six pack, you might think I'm hot.
17. I have a thing in uniforms.Translation : I've been incarcerated.
18. I'm hung very thick.Translation : My dick is small.
19. No models, actors or waiters.Translation : I want a sugar daddy!
20. Not into cyber chat.Translation : I'm stupid and can make conversation.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

australia...


so after a month and a half, my mom got back to Argentina...i really love her but after so long at my apartment I had unfulfilled "needs" to be taken care of. so soon after she left, i closed some dates i have pending. the first one was with an Israeli guy who was starting to date someone so I had to convince him it was ok to meet since they were just starting ;) the violet hickeys he left on my neck, the little bastard, it took like five days until i was ok to go without a scarf. of course he wants to meet again, but i don't think is gonna happen.
on monday, just by chance, i met a really cute Australian doctor, he is in Tel Aviv visiting his family. u all know how it works, couple of drinks here, a lot of kisses there...we are meeting again tonight.
and last night, i finally met another Australian, that I actually met through this blog. he is studying here in Israel but in the south of the country so up until now, we never met...i had a great time with him in every sence ;)
so because of this coincidence i've decided to declare Australia's week! if you ever have the chance to be with an Australian, I strongly recommend it: they are sweet, polite, cute and good kissers...what else can you ask?

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

summary...

i know i've disappeared for more than a month...it seems that when everything is fine i write less and when drama comes back, knocking at my door, i need to write.
this last month has been really hectic, my mom is visiting from Argentina, so i work hard, go back home and try to do fun stuff with her. it is always hard to spend time together, it feels too intensive sometimes and i'm used to be by myself a lot, so having someone telling me to eat, what to wear, to take a coat, etc...it's not easy. i feel like killing her many times, and when i think that she is leaving next week i'm so sad.
regarding my love life, after two months of great relationship i got my ass kicked...he says he is depressed and doesn't know what he wants from life...he should go back to take his happy pills, if you ask me. so it is a bitter sweet feeling, i liked him a lot, but i don't want to get in a troubled relationship again...so, i'm back to being single.
next week, after my mom leaves, i have to start looking for an apartment, a new job (i'm sick and tired of mine already) and a new BF...exciting and exhausting at the same time.

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